A little light humour to give you a break from the planning of your wedding. These jokes have been taken from various sources on the internet. In no way do these jokes reflect our views on marriage :).
– Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished
–Two cannibals just finished a huge meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
– The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he’d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just have a vasectomy.” Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, “Well, I hope you’ll love the third one just as if it’s your own.”
– Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….(a life sentence!).
– A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
– Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
– Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.
